Your Choice

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Let it all hang out

I see...

I'll fly away

Space Oddity

the beach

I was at the beach with my children when my four-year-old son ran up to me, grabbed my hand, and led me to the shore, where a sea gull lay dead in the sand. "Mommy, what happened to him?" the little boy asked. "He died and went to Heaven," I replied. My son thought a moment and then said, "And God threw him back down?"

Mime's the word

Thank you President Eisenhower.

These guys suck*.

*I don't know if that is true.

Mangia! Mangia!

Thpaniards

Novembeard