Happy Valentines Day!

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?**

*Googling for an image leads many directions; Dad liked Sophia Loren, so if you're looking for direction, do that.

**In the list of ponderables left by Dad/Jon, this entry shows up three times. I guess he really pondered that one ;)

Here, fishy, fishy

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I... couldn't live on my net income.

Baltes Shuh

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but...I just didn't fit in.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I ...didn't have any patients

Can't carry a tune in a bucket...

I became a musician, but eventually they told me my performance.... was not noteworthy.

Not classy enough for the Grey Poupon

I attempted to be a deli worker, but ...any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

Not a Top Chef

Then I tried to be a chef but found ...I didn't have the thyme.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but...that was to exhausting.

I apologize in advance

Right after that I took a job as a seamstress but .... I couldn't mend straight!

(He also couldn't cut it)

After that I tried to be a tailor...but I just wasn't suited for it. It was a so-so job anyway.

Think.....think...think...

I worked in an orange juice factory, but… I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Ouch

After leaving 3M I took a job in the Hayward Wisconsin area as a lumberjack but after just 3 days... they gave me the ax