How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
Tuesday, November 3, 2015
Friday, October 30, 2015
Wednesday, August 5, 2015
Links are cheating...
...but Jon would have liked some of these:
21 Jokes That Are So Stupid, They're Actually Funny
Monday, May 4, 2015
Monday, April 6, 2015
Friday, April 3, 2015
Hare Raising Neighbors
This guy comes home from
work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him
forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a
bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the
neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and
asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The guy stumbles around and says, "Um…
no.. .um…what happened?" The
neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the
weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had
dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Happy St Patrick's Day
An Irishman walks into a
bar in Dublin , orders three pints of Guinness
and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the
bar and orders three more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, a
pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a
time." The Irishman replies,
"Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America ,
the other in Australia , and I'm here in Dublin . When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink
this way to remember the days when we drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice
custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and
always drinks the same way: He orders
three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints.
All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar
for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your
grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The Irishman looks confused for a moment,
then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says,
"everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
Who knew that St Paul was soaked in memories of my Dad?
Many days when I leave work the thought of my Dad comes to me. As I glance past the Dorothy Day Center toward Joseph’s Hospital. No, Dad wasn’t homeless (!), but he did spend some time at St Joe’s, including the last week of his life spent in a room recovering. It’s also the workplace of his daughter in law and former workplace of his cousin. A place to help people, a place to try to make you whole.
Then there’s a pang of “no I can’t call him or chat with him
next time I go out to visit.” Ouch.
A scan of the horizon
to the left and there’s United Hospital. Another place of healing, OR an opportunity
for Dad to nearly break the record for number of stents put in at one time (9,
for the record). Go big or go home.
A little further to the left and there is Cossetta’s.
Nothing says Jon like Cossetta’s pizza. And that’s a warm feeling. But it’s
still hard to believe I’m not going to meet him there for lunch someday. It’s so odd. Death is so odd. It’s real, but
it’s so unreal. The memory of him, or his personality is so vivid that it’s
impossible to think of him as gone.
Today is a trip day. Work trip day. As I was pulling out of
parking lot at work, on my way to the airport for a flight out of town, I
thought of my Dad. His trips. How much I LOVED going to the airport when I was
a kid. How when I got older I would sometimes go out to the airport and walk
around. I loved the bustle, I loved the movement. I loved the thought of going
somewhere exciting. So exotic. Almost
everywhere was exciting. Funny.
Particularly since I lived directly under the flight path of the MSP runway for
the first 11 years of my life. Directly under the flight path = all
conversations cease when the plane passes over. All auditory moments replaced
by the sound of the mighty jet. Funny
what you’ll put up with. And yes, I betrayed my age by saying that I could go
hang out at the airport without a boarding pass in hand. What a foreign
concept.
As I left St Paul tonight I passed Cossetta’s. Dad, oh Dad. And
I made my way to Shepard Road. That too, is a Dad memory. The road we’d take to
Grandma and Grandpa’s. The road he took to work when we lived in Minneapolis
(under the flight path). Oh. Pang. I had
the radiio on and up comes a song by Link Wray: Rawhide. It seemed fitting. It
seemed like music Dad would have liked.
(Memory: Staying up on the Northshore at a townhome. Dad wakes us up by
blasting (no exaggeration) Sea Cruise…over and over again). Vivacious, alive,
in the moment.
I love you dad and I
miss you.
Saturday, February 14, 2015
Happy Valentines Day!
*
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?**
*Googling for an image leads many directions; Dad liked Sophia Loren, so if you're looking for direction, do that.
**In the list of ponderables left by Dad/Jon, this entry shows up three times. I guess he really pondered that one ;)
Friday, February 13, 2015
Thursday, February 12, 2015
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
Tuesday, February 10, 2015
Monday, February 9, 2015
Friday, February 6, 2015
Thursday, February 5, 2015
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
Tuesday, February 3, 2015
Monday, February 2, 2015
Sunday, February 1, 2015
Ouch
After leaving 3M I took a job in the Hayward Wisconsin area as a lumberjack but after just 3 days... they gave me the ax
Saturday, January 31, 2015
Job History
Many people have asked me
what I have been up to these past several years, some think that I left 3M back
in 1997 because of the excellent severance package they were offering, truth be
told, after 18 years working as a film and video editor I.... just couldn't
cut it anymore.
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
Sunday, January 18, 2015
I apologize in advance....
...but my dad would have laughed or at least chuckled.
Stolen from a Facebook post of a former pen pal who now lives in Italy....
Stolen from a Facebook post of a former pen pal who now lives in Italy....
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replied, "I have a daughter, SLIM, TALL, 38D BREASTS, 24" WAIST and 36" HIPS. When she walks into a room, people say,"Jesus Christ!"
"Piazza San Pietro (4226259274)" by Greg Willis from Denver, CO, usa - Piazza San PietroUploaded by russavia. Licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0 via Wikimedia Commons - http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Piazza_San_Pietro_(4226259274).jpg#mediaviewer/File:Piazza_San_Pietro_(4226259274).jpg
Saturday, January 10, 2015
Friday, January 9, 2015
Two atoms are walking down
the street and they run into each other. One says to the other,
"Are you
all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah,
I'm positive!"
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