I apologize in advance....

...but my dad would have laughed or at least chuckled.
Stolen from a Facebook post of a former pen pal who now lives in Italy....

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's  Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replied, "I have a daughter, SLIM, TALL, 38D BREASTS, 24" WAIST and 36" HIPS. When she walks into a room, people say,"Jesus Christ!"

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